Geeks Classics
terça-feira, 27 de agosto de 2013
Hi Guys again
Hi guys
then,
I was browsing the internet for good (but precisely on tumblr, I love that
site) until I saw some "news" somewhat bizarre, and I decided to
share with you here. The images are in Portuguese-Brazil, so the translation of
them into English under each one. Enjoy.
(original post http://am-unbroken.tumblr.com/)
Well, as I got carried away reading the news (if that can be called news) I resovi search some more and here they are:
Well
I know that the post was a bit big but I think it was worth it. I hope you
enjoyed. Kisses chocolate (I love chocolate, who does not love?!) ~Cah
translation:
Woman caught wrong bus and
is rediscovered 25 years later
In 1982 the Muslim Jaeyeaena Beuraheng, who lived in
Malaysia, decided to make a trip to Narathiwat, one provínciade Muslim majority
southern Thailand. But she did not realize that bought the wrong ticket, and
ended up taking a bus that left 1200 kilometers north of Bangkok. She tried to
solve the problem by grouping all that was left of his money to buy a return
ticket - but ended up further complicating. Jaeyeaena picked up again on the
wrong bus and was 700 km further. Alone, penniless and without speaking the
local language, she was living as a beggar. Five years later, he was captured
by police and levad aa homeless center, where he stayed for 20 years - never
utter a word. The suffering it ended in 2007, when a group of Muslim youths
went to visit the shelter and Jaeyaeha found someone who understood his
language.
translation:
Dove is arrested in India
accused of spying for Pakistan
On the border between two countries that have fought
three wars against each other a little more than 60 years and live in constant
tension, no one escapes the surveillance - no one, not even the animals. In May
2010, a dove was arrested by the Indian authorities in Punjab, bordering
Pakistan, accused of espionage. The bird had suspected a ring around a foot and
a phone number and addr Pakistani painted in red. She was taken to the police
station and was forbidden to receive visits.
translation:
Driver runs over 36
children to divert cat
To save the life of a
kitten appeared in the middle of the street in front of his car, a Japanese
driver swerved the vehicle from the sidewalk. The problem is that there were 36
children in a daycare that and preparing for a tour of the museum, and the
guide for students of 23 years. All five children were trampled gravimente were
injured. The driver, 59, was arrested on charges of negligence. Apparently,
only the cat managed to emerge unscathed from the accident.
translation:
Man who won £ 26 mi
lottery wants to go back to garbage
At 19, the Briton Michael
Carroll won 9.7 million pounds (nearly 26 million dollars) in the lottery. As
one might expect from a young man with multiple convictions for drunk and
disorderly conduct, he squandered all the money on drugs, parties, trips and
prostitutes. Eight years later, broke and with two young daughters to create,
he decided to return to the job he had in times adolescence: garbage. But even
this he succeeded. The cleaning company of the town in which he lives not
accepted back - Carroll was not exactly an official copy: in nine years,
committed more than 42 offenses.
translation:
Canadian puts baby in the
freezer to lower fever
The Canadian Derrick
Hardy's girlfriend left the boy taking care of his daughter 10 months and when
he returned home, he found the baby in the freezer, squeezed amid ice packs and
hamburger. Cruelty was actually an attempt to lower the boy's high fever girl.
According to Derrick, he had tried a wet towel on the forehead of the baby and
take him for a walk in the fresh air. Taken to the police station, Derrick
admitted to police the obvious: do not take the slightest way to care for
children. Already the mother of the girl, for not realizing it, lost custody of
the child, who was with her maternal grandmother.
(original post http://am-unbroken.tumblr.com/)
Well, as I got carried away reading the news (if that can be called news) I resovi search some more and here they are:
Briton arrested for drunk
driving Barbie car
Laws very strict and intense scrutiny made England
a country with the lowest number of traffic accidents in the world. And the
country's authorities are unwilling to allow the British streets are less safe
- not even for a joke. Briton Paul Hutton, 40, was arrested and had a suspended
license for three years for driving drunk one doll stroller. He was impressive
six kilometers per hour when he was stopped by police on board the electric car
of Barbie. Paul admitted he was drunk and received the punishment.
Indian call family moments
before being cremated
Deepak Bhattacharya's family received a call at the
funeral amazing Indian: Deepak himself phoned her daughter would be outraged to
learn that cremated within hours. He was close to his home in the province of
Raipur, and found that he had "died" while reading the local
newspaper obituary. The blame for this whole mess was coined by Deepak. Days
before, the police had asked the relatives of the Indian to do the recognition
of a body found there was little time. The brother-in-charge of the mission,
confused the dead with Deepak and took the body home. For the comfort of the
brother, the police confirmed that Deepak and the dead man were actually very
similar.
quinta-feira, 22 de agosto de 2013
How to troll your friend:
first step:
Take the phone from his friend borrowed.
second step:
Put him to ace dispertador 3:00 am. With the highest possible music.
third step:
Return the phone and pretend that nothing happened.
Ready! Only he did not expect to find that it was you and try to take revenge.
Playlist of the week.
(remembering
that the song order does not change the quality of them. Hope you like it c:)
10 things to do when you're bored
·
Paint the door of your room
·
Change the color of your pet
·
Draw pictures on the bedroom wall of his mother
·
Scrape the head
·
Fly naked
·
Domesticate a stone
·
Speak with a barney invisible
·
Put a diaper and quit speaking a new language in the
street
·
Make a video of a dance in which you to be all dirty
with mud
· Go to a couple and while they kiss cry: I knew you were cheating on me, then quit running and crying.
A tale to reflect
Once upon a time, a scientist who was always worried
about the problems of the world and determined to find ways to improve them. He
spent days and days in his lab looking for answers.
One day, his seven year old son broke his sanctuary
wanting to help his father. Clear that the scientist does not want to be
interrupted and therefore tried the son was playing instead of staying there,
hindering it. But as the boy was persistent, the father had to find a way to
entertain you in the lab. It was then that he noticed a map of the world that
was on the page of a magazine. Remembered to cut the map into pieces and then
presented the challenge to his son:
- Son, you will help me to fix the world! Here is the
world party. And you'll fix it so that it is well again! When you finish, call
me, ok?
The scientist was convinced that the child would take
days to solve the puzzles that he had built. But surprisingly few hours later,
the child was already calling for him:
- Father, father, I've done everything. I managed to
fix the world!
The father could not believe it, thought it was
impossible for a kid that age to have achieved assemble the puzzle of a picture
that he had never seen before. So we just looked up their calculations to see
the work of the son, he thought, was no more than nonsense worthy of a child of
that age. But when he saw the map completely assembled without error, asked his
son how he had managed without ever having seen a world map above.
- Dad, I did not know how the world was, but when you
took the role of the magazine to cut, I saw that on the other side of the page,
there was the figure of a man. When you gave me the world for me to fix, I
tried but could not. It was then that I remembered the man, turned the pieces
of paper around and began to repair the man I knew how. When I managed to fix
the man turned the page and saw that the world had repaired.
Hi guys, as our
first recipe will teach do so famous cupcake. It is very easy to make and is
very tasty. So lets go!
ingredientes:
1 tbsp (tablespoons) vanilla -
12ml 1 tbsp (tablespoons) baking powder - 12g 220ml milk 4 eggs 350 grams of
sugar 220 g of unsalted butter at room temperature 350 grams of flour, sifted 2
grams of salt directions
In mixer bowl put sugar and
butter at room temperature and beat until the whitish spot. Add eggs one at a
time with the mixer on and beat. In another bowl, add the vanilla into the milk
and set aside. In another bowl place the flour unleavened more baking powder
and salt mix. Add pasta cupcake, a little flour and a little milk and mix
lightly. Add the remaining flour and milk. Stir lightly and dough is ready.
When the dough is smooth, it is time to fill the molds. Place paper muffin cups
placed on the aluminum and fill halfway with batter. Bake in preheated oven for
about 25 minutes, but check from time to time, because time can rely on
microwave oven. The above recipe is a basic dough cupcake, once done, you can
increase it with various toppings and fillings. Check out some tips:
Filling: The filling can be brigadier, jelly, creams, fudge,
etc.. Just to fill the cookie stick ready, put the filling and capping with own
mass removed.
Coverage: The coverage can also be made in several flavors,
such as Brig black and white, or colored white whipped cream, etc.. Finally can
use chocolate sprinkles, coconut, confectionery colorful confetti chocolate,
fruit pieces, etc..
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